Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From

Where do babies come from? Introducing Johnny Orlando Jr. Jr., the spawn of the world’s leading metal journalist, who headed to California Metal Fest to find out for himself. Carnifex, Arsis, Misery Index, Fear Factory, Revocation and Gene Hoglan offer their explanations. We make no warranties about the accuracy of the information contained in this video, because even we don’t know where babies come from… Jr. Jr. just showed up on our doorstep one day.

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25 Responses to Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From

  1. birdland says:

    ahaha “vaginas!” * …
    ahaha “vaginas!” *hides behind clipboard*

  2. 19silentscreams says:

    Fear Factory … …
    Fear Factory … you should be ashamed hahahh :P

  3. sneskegagama says:

    some of these bands …
    some of these bands suck.

  4. ZombieNazis says:

    LMAO!! I love …
    LMAO!! I love Burton and Gene’s answers!

  5. MineIsHuge says:

    you guys have the …
    you guys have the best metal interviews… the BEST!!!! Keep ‘em coming!

  6. MetalheadSeamus says:

    hahahahahahah …
    hahahahahahah yeeeeaaaahhh goooo GENE!!!! xD

  7. juna666 says:

    whats the title of …
    whats the title of that video of carnifex at the begining?

  8. Incisionator says:

    Gene Hoglan for the …
    Gene Hoglan for the win.

  9. TitaniumAudi says:

    @raven66614

    No. …
    @raven66614

    No. They are not pure death metal.
    And I am not being a genre whore either. I don’t like bands like Carnifex that water down death metal and give it a bad name. Deathcore is a trend that will die off soon enough and fall out of the mainstream.

  10. ska2808 says:

    @Encyclyptic …
    @Encyclyptic Actually, the sperm usually meets the egg in the fallopian tube, and then the fertilised egg travels down into the uterus where it implants itself, and that’s where pregnancy begins.

    But yeah, the ovaries idea is particularly strange!

  11. raven66614 says:

    @TitaniumAudi idiot …
    @TitaniumAudi idiot, go listen to their new album its pure death metal they’re previous albums were deathcore and there is nothing wrong with deathcore anyways. dont be an ignorant genrewhore, just enjoy the metal

  12. Meashisgod says:

    The pits of hell!
    The pits of hell!

  13. itspuddingtiem says:

    “the pits of hell” …
    “the pits of hell” was the best answer.

  14. ribarmilos says:

    fear factory ftw …
    fear factory ftw xDDD

  15. Seveq says:

    @VoodooGirl095 erm. …
    @VoodooGirl095 erm… indefinable row?

  16. TitaniumAudi says:

    What an odd …
    What an odd selection of bands for this video.

    But mostly Carnifex needs to get the out of this video. deathcore.

  17. Encyclyptic says:

    Haha oh Burton C. …
    Haha oh Burton C. Bell. I hope you’re trolling and not serious about the sperm + ovaries – silly man.

    It’s Sperm + Uterus + Egg = Baby Genesis.

  18. jojarms says:

    As a postscript, …
    As a postscript, now that Jr. Jr. is familiar with the mechanics, he’s talking about crossing a bat and a lizard to make a dragon.

  19. VesselOfLucifer says:

    This isnt …
    This isnt Death Metal. death metal anway – Hail Black Metal!

  20. dude12nothin says:

    Truth is the best …
    Truth is the best thing…

  21. Bostic1114 says:

    @DeathtoRaiden1 lol …
    @DeathtoRaiden1 lol troll haha

  22. mah0ganyburn3r says:

    1:05 wow he tells …
    1:05 wow he tells him how it is lmao

  23. MonstercoreXFilms says:

    :19 i have the …
    :19 i have the exact same suffocation shirt

  24. jojarms says:

    @VoodooGirl095 …
    @VoodooGirl095 Forced To Rock.

  25. jojarms says:

    @herojoe1000 There …
    @herojoe1000 There are! Keep your eyes peeled…they’ll be going up here and at Metal Injection.